Softporn Walkthrough
Written by Catz
Beginning Notes
If you ever have too many inventory objects, you can always drop an object,
and pick it up later. No one will steal it, and it'll stay there
for ya forever.
Whenever you die, you have to choose a door. It's randomly selected
whether it quits Softporn, transports you back to where you were, unharmed,
or allows you another chance. Pure guesswork.
You can save and load your game using the "save" and "load" commands.
You name your games with a one word description, and in case you forget
any of the names, they're kept in the softporn directory as gamename.gam
Fun Things to Try in the Game
Even though you die, just for fun, try "eat"ing any of the girls
in the game. (waitress in disco, blonde in casino, etc.)
The Walkthrough
This is exactly what you need to type to get through the entire
game:
Buy whiskey
Get whiskey
W
Open desk
Examine desk
Get newspaper
Read newspaper
Get flowers
Give whiskey
Get control
N
Use toilet
Read grafitti
Look washbasin
Get ring
S
E
Push button
Bellybutton
E
Look tv
Tv on
(Take a look at all the channels, but 6 is the one you want)
No
Up
Get candy
Down
W
N
Hail Taxi
Casino
Pay driver
E
(Your choice comes in here, if you'd like to make money playing slots,
then type "Play slots" right here. If you prefer playing blackjack,
type "N", then type "Play 21". Either way, make sure you have at
least $6200 (this is the MINIMUM for this walkthrough, the $200 counts
immensely), then go to the Lobby.)
Up
W
Look ashtray
Get passcard
E
Down
Look plant
Enter bushes
Get stool
Drop newspaper
Drop control
Get hammer
Get mushroom
Eat mushroom
(Go to the street outside the bar)
Hail taxi
Disco
Pay driver
N
Open door
W
Buy wine
Look girl
Dance
Give ring
Give candy
Give flowers
Get wine
E
S
Give wine
Get knife
E
Buy rubber
<any color you want>
<any flavor you want>
<yes or no>
<yes or no>
Look rack
Drop wine
Buy magazine
Look magazine
W
Hail Taxi
Bar
Pay driver
S
Push button
Bellybutton
E
Up
Use rubber
Screw hooker
Drop rubber
N
Down
Look garbage
Get core
Look core
Drop core
Get seeds
W
Hail taxi
Casino
Pay driver
N
Marry girl
S
E
E
Up
W
S
E
Look hole
Drop magazine
Get radio
Listen radio (until you hear an advertisement about liquor, 555-0987)
W
N
E
Down
W
W
Hail Taxi
Disco
Pay driver
N
Open Door
W
S
Call 555-0987
N
E
S
Hail taxi
Casino
Pay driver
E
E
Up
W
S
Screw girl
Cut rope
Drop radio
Get rope
N
E
Down
W
W
Hail taxi
Bar
Pay driver
S
Push button
Bellybutton
E
Up
N
Use rope
W
Break window
S
Drop knife
Get pills
N
E
Down
W
Hail taxi
Casino
Pay driver
E
E
Up
Give pills
Push button
E
Look sink
Drop stool
Climb stool
Look cabinet
Get pitcher
Water on
Fill pitcher
Water off
W
Push button
Down
Enter bushes
Drop seeds
Water seeds
Look tree
Get apple
Eat mushroom
(Go to the street outside the bar)
Hail taxi
Casino
Pay Driver
E
E
Up
Push button
Up
Open closet
Look closet
Get doll
Inflate doll
Drop doll
Screw doll
N
Down
Look girl
Give apple
Screw girl
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